On Episode 1 of UFC 235 Embedded, light heavyweight champion Jon Jones makes a quick return to competition post-win, continuing to evolve inside New Mexico gyms. Welterweight title challenger Kamaru Usman sharpens his tools during training and then goes dress shopping with his daughter. Light heavyweight title challenger Anthony Smith embraces the mild weather and hostile drivers of the East Coast after escaping a Nebraska blizzard. UFC 235 Embedded is an all-access, behind-the-scenes video blog leading up to the two world title fights taking place Saturday, March 2nd on Pay-Per-View.
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Jon jones's pad man wears goggles so he doesn't eye poke him
😂
Best comment😂😂
JDM CarGuy 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 The same amount of skulls I put is that same as the amount of fingers John Jones could poke you with.
JDM CarGuy it’s because another fighter kicked him in his eye now his eye is messed up. What you said was funny Asf tho
😂😂
Colby Covington the type of guy to run down the street away from you shouting that you are scared
Probably wouldn't give up your day job mate
@Khabib cherrypicking Weight bully and you can tell sitting behind a keyboard? You're either extremely thick or a very sad little boy.
@Khabib cherrypicking Weight bully jesus 🤣🤣
Colby should stop playing his stupid games! It's not working for him!
Travis Bickle LMAO you got roasted. Shut up clown.
Jon Jones: I praise the lord Then break the law
DJ Poynus good thing they’re not mutually exclusive😂
You obviously have no knowledge or belief in God because if you did you would know God forgives all that ask for it.
I take what's mine, then take some more
DJ Poynus isn't that what the Christianity religion is all about breaking the law doing evil and using the Bible to back it up
acoe Corey R chill my guy it is just a joke, and I was brought up a Christian
Anthony Smith said he came from Nebraska... I wonder if he knows Marty from Nebraska..
Probably, Marty is one of the only 10 people that live in Nebraska’s boring ass state
Kyle Lloyd , make that 11. (+me)
@@daabooks oof
PinoyShinobi Marty hahaha. I love that, Ben is hilarious.
They would tell camp fire horror stories of the Nigerian nightmare
"The double interim champ does what the fook he wants" - T.Ferg
😂😂😂😂
Eduardo Flores w w w w w w w woooshh
Cody Garbrandt the type of guy to square up on his grandma if she looked at him funny
"I will do something about it!"😂
kris lo lmaoooo
"*incomprehensible*..let's go right now!.."
😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao I’m done
“Bro... bro... I’ll beat your ass bro.”
Usman, please my man, leave your daughter home. It’s not the night.
I am a big Tyron fan. He is as smart as he is physically gifted. With this said if Usman can take a shot and work down tyron's cardio I think he can win but that is unlikely. I would rather go into a fight with Jon jones than tryon because his KO power is fucking scary😟
Franklin Bryant lol you stupid I'm crying laughin.
For real lol
I think people underestimate him he has all his chances to beat Woodley it's not like Smith vs Jones
Very weird vibe here.
Nobody: Anthony Smith: Yeah, I came from Nebraska
jon jones' coach was wearing those protective glasses because of fear of getting eye poked by bones #eyepoakgoat
El Cucuy ;) nice one
Nah bro, theyre training the eye pokes. You dont wear shin guards in case you bump something, you wear em when you drill kicks
Lmao
Winklejohn lost an eye, years ago, during mittwork when a student harpooned and exploded his eye with an errant toe. He can't lose another eye. That's why he wears the eye protection. Gruesome, catastrophic injury.
@@erikhollinsworth6883 You are right. That stuff happens dude, one guy had a toe nail cut his eye so bad he went blind, I think it was sparring tho, I cant remember who but it fucked him up
*Tyrone Woodley is the type of guy to get offended by Dana's last name*
Oh so you're a racist now
Underrated comment.
LOL
Fuckin Racist !
@M Harish Of course you'd agree. Gandhi is one of your national heroes. 😆😆😆
Tony Ferguson is the guy who he keeps cutin weight after the weight cut
Al Capone the type to keep the corny jokes going long after that stopped being funny just for likes.
Hey man it's 2019, and btw you're supposed to make them funny
I think it’s time to end the tony is the type of guy shit. At what point do we end it I mean it just can’t keep going it was funny was.
We have to make a new one they where funny in the beginning
Kourgan fuck english man i live in austria haha i don‘t care if i type it right or wrong everybody understand it thats the point , don‘t be a youtube teacher hahaha
Usman is such a good dad. It's great he can show people you can be a great parent and do something as violent as MMA
Jon Jones: I've been extremely inactive over the last few years. Translation: I've been serving suspensions for pissing hot the last few years.
... therefore.. being inactive
exactly, as gifted as Jones is I really don't like his character. Can't root for him
Ben Ashkren will make a his debut in the octagon with his sandals on
This is fucking funny hahaha
That is a quality joke sir.
Lol
He should walk put with a oversized Hawaiian the T shirt too
Walking out to "Why Cant We Be Friends"
*Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to use an axe kick to flush the toilet*
GAVIN’S FREIND I actually do this but only in public restrooms.
Imma try this right now
I do this too and then i usually spinning back kick the door if it's a swing open
0:19 Jon Jones toe taped up so it doesn't fall off again...
Jon brittle bones jones
That shit was gnarly
Lol damnnnnnnnnn
why didn't he get that thing fixed? he had loads of off time.
@@rock_oclock he probably has but broken bones are easier to break afterwards, either that or the amount of pressure that's on his feet when he's throwing/kicking might make it sore
Jon should emerge from under the octagon at UFC 235 as an ode to when he hid himself from USADA
Helal Said Did that really happen
@@AC-nu9qe it's confirmed by multiple people 😂😂
Wasn’t usada but okay.
@@ferozmtc you mean it's been rumored by several people.
Trevor Smales At this point its beyond safe to believe that it did actually happen!
Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to interview Joe Rogan after a fight
Alon Bez lol 😆
Hahahaha this is so funny 😂 😂 😂
Okay, this is funny!
Nice stolen joke pussy
@@HM-uu9ug ur pissed , why
Tony Ferguson the type of guy to invite his whole family over to watch youtube rewind.
Or else his spirit will kick your ass 😂
1:34 "I'm not a real game planning coach" Henry Goofy Maybe that's why you've never produced a champion fighter
sandman62100 imagine saying Mike Chandler is a championship fighter
@@ellisno6908 bellator doesnt have the same competition
He just said he is strictly a striking coach - not responsible for the game plan the head trainer does that. He is only responsible for striking technique. Smart comment by him because when Tyron wins he won’t be responsible for failure
I love how you're acting like he's not an elite striking coach who was an accomplished fighter
Do you have any idea about the no of world champion kickboxers he has produced?
Picogram the type of guy to get popped for Tony Ferguson
Lol This was so dumb I had to give it a thumbs up
Hahaha
Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to give USADA a stool sample. 💩
Lol this was so dumb I gave it a thumbs down.
Damn, Usman’s daughters first fight is gonna be watching him get KTFO
"Mommy, why is daddy sleeping in the octagon?"
I was thinking the same kinda messed up hopefully he doesn't get seriously hurt
What now Bitch.
Well this didn’t age well
"i want her to remember it forever," she will Marty
Daddy getting knocked out, she won't forget that.
Yes she will not forget that her daddy became a champ.
@@nabilinho8936 Your right total domination by Usman. Embarrassing performance by Woodley, boy was I wrong.
Kamaru act like he came over when he was 20 bruh you came to the us when u was 7 smh
Rouge Bandana fr fr
@Mystery Man I know and I respect that ( Fuck Usa anyway lol ) but Like the Original Poster said, he's playing too much on that.
The man is Nigerian Period. It's in his blood and in his name. It's his ancestry and country of birth. Even if he was half Nigerian, he would still be Nigerian. Period.
@@kiruoful mad because the guy wants to represent his ancestry? Y'all don't say the same thing to Mexicans who were born and raised in the US; "enough of that Mexican shit".
@@atlscribe Read what I wrote... I said I still respect that. So what ? You're gonna be that guy that play the black card ? So I'm racist towards blacks ?
Jon was hiding under the octagon waiting for the embedded crew
*Jon Jones the type of guy to say a prayer and bless his juice before he shoots.*
Gaddamn
Paulsicles LOL 😂
Paulsicles 😂😭🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆
Lmao
Was that CM Punk that Jon was ground and pounding on
Yes
No
Maybe
1:05 "Thank you Lord for the Picograms and cocaine."
Tully Murphy Pictograms*
Rent free i ur head
@@SliceofBread123 picograms you plebeian. Learn to measure
JAJAJAJAJAJA
Drew L. Jones called them Pictograms by accident lol
Tyrone Woodley the type of guy to not be featured in embedded
UFC staff is so disrespectful, I hope Tyron Woodley wins with a great knock out
@@othonpedro2870 Woodley is gonna rape Usman. I think even Till can fuck up Usman.
Kam Fisher ya dumbass...you heard of media obligations? There is no “not wanting to film”. You probably believed Dana left the arena without the post fight conference after Woodley x Till because of the lights hurting his eyes too
Embedded is racist.
I think he will be on episode 2. Maybe Ben too
Jon Jones is the type of guy who prays to god before he shoots up turinabol
01042453 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 when you don't know Jon tested positive for oral turinabol
Pahaha
Jon jones is the type of guy to pct with AIs after finishing his cycle.
Turinabol jokes are old sham , tell me what achieved you shit bag
I hope Kamaru has a coach coming up with a gameplan if Henri doesn’t. Seem’s a bit ignorant if not
Coming in acting like his SKILLS are better than Tyrons is a good way to take a quick beating.
Henri hooft is garbage, he also had no gameplan set for Rumble either hence why you seen Rumble go in there and wrestle with olympic wrestler DC despite rocking him on the feet a few seconds prior. He thinks his fighters are just gonna go into the fight and win by KO so no need to gameplan or prepare for anything. Woodley is going to brutally destroy Usman.
Yeah I mean he’s a good striking coach but come on the fact he just said proudly I’m not a game planning coach was pretty ridiculous. The fact that someone like Jon jones and his team break down tape to where jones knows exactly what his opponents tendencies are in every situation and position is a huge advantage. I don’t understand why you wouldn’t have a plan in place. Like the original comment said, hopefully other coaches do some game planning but the fact he said it so open and proudly makes him look stupid comparing to other top coaches and camps out there who all do extensive game planning and then plan b and plan c and studying. Hooft has had successful fighters but when they get to a title shot or against the top elite they never get far. Rumble made it to the title shot but you can tell there was no game plan, the fact he tried to wrestle dc says it all being one of the best KO artists the sport has ever seen hahaha. Rashad Evans was his best when he was with jacksonWink. Luke rockhold was his best when he was strictly with AKA. Chandeler is good but a bellator fighter. All his fighters use strictly their athletic ability but championship fights in the ufc that’s not enough. Gotta have a game plan like every other coach. Just teaching your kickboxing techniques isn’t enough. Not saying usman can’t win cause he is in his atheistic prime and a great athlete but that’s all his fighters are, just great athletes relying on just that.
Lovesick totally agree.
Jordi boy yeah what a dumbass, I never understood why Rockhold would rather train there instead of AKA.
Kamaru "The Nigerian Doctor" Usman
*witch doctor
Doctah MaahTee from Nebraska.
Marty "The Nigerian Doc from Nebrasca" Usman.
Mystic Mac I read that in a bill burr Boston accent
So many fighters nicknamed pitbull meanwhile Anthony Smith actually looks like one. All others need to find new nickname
I'm dead lol
More like a pug
@Khabib cherrypicking Weight bully he has to be a mutt mix with white and black they ususally got those weird features lol
@Khabib cherrypicking Weight bully lol
Would be funny if that was his nickname. To bad it’s LionHeart tho. 🤦🏼♂️
I love how humble Jon is. How he can put all of the dirt behind him. Its amazing. Like as long as you dont talk or think about it, it never happened.....
Solid insight from Anthony about fighters fighting Jones tbh. There's definitely a lot of watching and tentativeness from his opponents. Always refreshing to see a fighter with pragmatic fight logic. I'm officially intrigued.
jon jones type of guy to eye poke his opponent during a boxing match
Lol how
@@skyezone3429 Exactly
Hahahahahh best one
Usman looking for a dress 30% off
lol
Or maybe he looking for a dress 70% off 🤷🏻♂️since he’s only good for 30%? I’m confused now 😁
🤣😅🤣😅🤣
lol
@@thisgame2 how do you know that's his wife?? And he legit moved from Nigeria and went to college in Nebraska... Lol how does that make him a sell out? 🤔😐🤦🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿
Jones and Woodley for the win
And Lawler
everyone that has watched mma more than 0 times knows these will be the winners, easy.
ed rage J and picogram yes, but Woodley not so sure.
I think its obvious
Imagine unironically saying "for the win" in 20 fucking 19
Do we need to wait till Friday for some Jones drama ?
shreyas Ramesh yes
All I want is for Jon & Anthony to fight in an Olympic size swimming pool
What does this even mean
AWOL style?
AlexElseyMMA clever!!
@@ferozmtc picograms bruh
@@jackf6996 ik but just thought this was lame lol
Poor little girl is about to watch her daddy getting KTFO
I never understood why fighters bring their kids to their fights.
Woodley is on a different level usman will find out the hard way.
Its going to be closer than what we thought same goes for JJ vs Smith comeback here after the even cause those bout are going to be really close
Ka Mi LMAO
@@jr5296 Same. Your wife, parents, brothers (not to mention Ortega's cuz this one was rough) and etc can take it they understand but you're kids that is a whole different story. Idk perhaps it gives them some added motivation.
Would have love to see Anthony Johnson vs Jon Jones
Jon Jones comes off as fake. Anthony Smith comes off as genuine.
Who comes off the matt will be what matters
I didn't see nearly enough FUNK in this embedded!
And you won't, sadly... Dana fucking hates the Dude and Woodley's his best bud so we won't be seeing much of him either :(
How they gonna give Marty “The Naraskan Nightmare” Usman 4 minutes of air time and zero to FUNK
I like the other dude who covered Khabib and Al liquinta.
Because he’s on the lower main card not the upper . After he gets this win he’ll be getting plenty of vlog time ..
exactly. funk needed.
got a feeling kamara usman is getting knocked out
COWBOYS he's fighting a welterweight that hits like a Cannon so its not unlikely
If usman can be hyper patient and not over extend he can win a decision by points. He just has to avoid the right hand bomb. Idk how it will play out.
COWBOYS bringing his daughter too, smh maaan this gonna be tragic.
He has that kind of face
@@dereknueveuno cowboys gonna win
Jon is such a positive Guy
You got that right.
These Vlogs make the fights so much better
Why didn’t they show Tyron in the studio makin heat?
Jacob Korban cuz they don’t like him he does his own shit called champ camp.
Because he hasn't made any heat
Heat lmao
Cause it's not heat
He spit dat hot fire mon "YOU'RE TOO CLOSE MON!"
"I'm gonna have one belt on one shoulder and I'm gonna have an interim belt on the other shoulder and you're gonna need an army to get them fookin belt(s) off me"-Max blessed Holloway
Haha. I get excited to hear everyone honking at each other every time I go to Las Vegas. Cracks me up!
Such a humble fighter thb Jones is the Goat without a doubt
The Alaskan Bull Worm vs Isreal Adesanya, will be a great co main behind Max vs Dustin!!😂😂
Lol I know I seen that picogram twinkle in jons eyes he's ready lol
These are cool, looking forward to the next one.
Hands down one of the best card we’ve seen in a good while
This is strange having a jon fight again so quickly, wonder how he lets us down next
Estaban Nazam Well he has to stay active now since they will only allow him to test positive for a certain amount of time. He’s going to fight as much as he can right now!
Hater
Still having drugs in his system and allowing to compete, then having no drugs in his system post match testing. Typical micro dosing effects.
By simply losing... hope it wont happen tho cause he really need to get his legacy back
Maybe he'll throw a dolly at Dana White and this time he'll be gone for good
Never met an African named Marty... weird world we live in
Its a nick name
luth eger Lol I know
@@LavaBullets thank god😅
I knew a Vietnamese “chick” called Carlton once, I had to get myself out of many a triangle holds that she put me in if you know what I mean?
@Jonathan Soko My head specifically?
Jon looks enormous. I don't think I've ever seen him look that big in camp.
You could noticed like Jon is the only one in their gym who is so ecstatic, overjoyed, hyped up, so excited. I wonder what is keeping him positive all the time. Lol.
I will piss my sides laughing if Askren loses his first UFC fight
Why? .. Thats what jelous nobodies do!
Outlaw Hunter X lol dead ass but I think he's gonna keep Robbie on the ground the entire fight cause Ben has no type of hands lol
Askren has a great chance to beat almost any body unless they land a bomb on him he's got a pretty good chin n doesnt have he milage of a Lawler
Askren will make it into a cuddle fest
That would be funny indeed, he’s not even talking about Lawler and already talking about his dream fights, like dude don’t underestimate Lawler
Jon Jones the type of guy to praise the Lord but be the worst human imaginable
I dont know if I should be envious or pity you if jon is the worst human your imagination can conjure up
Isn't that most Christians?
Funniest comment yet.
You must not get out much.
Haha he is still the best of all time
I don't think the octagon is a good place for your lil daughter.. let alone the day you face Woodley..
welp...
Well he delivered. He knew he was going to win.
The editing is dope!!!
“Thank u lord for this picogram victory! Amen.”
Woolley the type of guy to get no screen time on the embedded vlog
AVFC 9289 cause he’s boring asf and he’s annoying ands I like woodley
Dang that's the guy from Super Best Friends? He got shredded!
this will be the first time in a long time I'm gonna watch the full CARD that's how stacked this card is ufc 235.
you are the great on UFC Bones,,now Lightheaviweight next Heavyweight champion and You are the KING. i support You and team always
Jon Jones only gave a picogram of effort to Gus, and finished impressively! Imagine if he gave two picograms to lion heart?
he really lives in your head
33 this time man
Yeeh because Gus got injured during the fight
ALL the picograms
***pictogram
Dang Marty is really going to bring his daughter to his first fight and he’s going to get smashed..
Making Money I don’t like Usman but that was a wholesome moment with his daughter. Unfortunately that annoying fuck Woodley is probably gonna starch him.
underestimated the wrong dude, who underestimates a man 9-0 now 11-0 in the UFC.
Most epic card, I can’t wait. Hoping all fights come through 🤞🏼
That ground and pound from Jon Jones at 0:55 was vicious almost reminded me of the second DC fight
I want Smith to win just for the upset and seeing Dana on suicide watch
Everyone says that but don't you think, some how if, Smith beats jones that he would start getting a bunch of hype and a huge push? He would be the guy who took out one of the best of all time, just like cejudo.
I want him to win because he seems like a nice guy.
I dont see anybody beating jones just yet. I see him moving to heavy weight and doing the same.
Smith will win this
i dont really care for jones but i love how he TRIGGERS everybody lol
HE IS THE MF GOAT!!!!!
They mad cuz they think a grain of salt and cocaine made him the best ever 🤷🏽♂️😤
Yeah he's the best fighter to ever walk the earth thats for sure
Jon jones my fighter idol love from brunei💜.
Don’t let any negativity affect you champ. Good luck, good vibes and lot of love for you Jones from Naples, Florida. 💪🥊❤️🇺🇸
Just send him steroids and coke, he doesn't need your verbal support
He stays positive for sure! Don’t worry about that!
petty dana dont wanna give woodly some air time
HAHAHAAA STOOOOP SIR :D Tyron and Dana "kissed and made up"´.....Tyron is not "the victim" anymore and it fucking suits him! :)
@@pKerViKNG then why isnt he in the video? lol
He’ll be in the next few episodes, they always split the fighters airtime over a few episodes
@@ashketchup9555 TMZ
Why Marty gotta do his daughter like that? Now she'll be traumatized for life watching her daddy die in the cage.
We all love embedded ❤️
Usman confidence i love it Bringing his daughter for the first time with tyron Woodley Damn .. respect
*The real fight we need is Marty vs Jones for 305 pound title*
Is there a joke I've missed somewhere or what?
@@lewissmith495 nope people comment random and stupid jokes all the times haha
.....what?
I’m trying to understand this comment, but there’s literally nothing to it, so don’t waste your time.
highmetalman6 it's just a random meme, doesn't mean anything and has no purpose
Jon Jones legs look a lot like Anderson Silva's WHERE CHRIS WEIDMAN AT?!
Recovering from his latest KO?
They’re even skinnier than Anderson’s I think 😂
But them legs hit harder than a tank, ask DC if u don't believe me.
Es normal guys
@Khabib cherrypicking Weight bully Haha not true, Woodley is just short reason why he doesn't attempt any head kicks, but his leg kicks are insanely powerful way more than Jones, Tree trunk > Chicken legs
"I'm not a real gameplanning coach." Well, I guess this is a walk in the park for Woodley then lol
Nope it was a walk in the park for Usman.
So I’m guessing on Thursday we will hear what Jon has in his system this time.
wheres Johnny Walker at we wanna see him!!!!!!!!
the most dominant pictogram the ufc has ever seen.
6:56 wait what😂😂😂
Can’t wait for Saturday!!
Kamaru bringing his daughter to that fight at that age? Idk man, I kinda like him so I hope she doesn’t freak if he loses
Yeah she seems a little young to understand. Hope it's not like that guy that fought Fedor and traumatized his daughters.
Advocate Paradox buddy I’m rooting for t-wood calm tf down geez
It’s true usman will get smoked live on ppv and unfortunately his daughter will remember that for ever
Omg remember when Coleman got smashed by Fedor, and his two young girls came in the ring, freaking out because daddy looked like a bloody pulp.
Finally UFC embedded with normal saturation!
Ouuuu I like Anthony smiths mentality at the end...he says, “I need to bring the fight to Jon and force him to fight” 🤔💥
Hell yea im ready, great matchups
Jones camp motto.. 1-2-3 STEROIDS!
1-2-3 P-E-D!
123 pico
Zia PSP lol 😂😭🤣😀😃
BuT sTerOiDs DoNT ImProVe A HeADkiCK
Let’s go picogram let’s go
Is it bad I really want to see Jones get KTFO hahah
Could happen.
Keep dreaming. Losers...!!!
I really just want Jon to loooooose. WAAAAwaaaaaWAAAAA
Anthony Smith has a Cat Face
I don't see it happening. I have a days wage of $1,300 that's riding on it.
Great video
Jone 'Bones' Jones : His physique - Born to be a fighter. D.C, Chael Sonnen, Conor Mc Gregor - Big Mouth. Jon Jones - Big ' HEART ' He is a true CHAMPION and UNDISPUTED . He will always be the champion.
Tony Ferguson the type of guy to test positive against Jon Jones
Anakin Skywalker not funny
Jokes over
Tony the type of guy to sub to both t series and pewdiepie
stomme osman huh?
Wtf
thanks god for the good vibes -jones 2019
I cracked up when Jon and his coaches started praying; seriously? are we pretending, Jon? huh? lmao
3:29 close your eyes
Lol. That's dirty.